Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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