can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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