dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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