if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
not ubering you a puppy
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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