your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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