we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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