Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Randomize
