you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
