Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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