I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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