3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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