just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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