Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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