Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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