Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I know her cup size but not her name....
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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