My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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