My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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