I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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