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I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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