My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
