I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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