It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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