yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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