Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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