Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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