Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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