My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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