it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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