Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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