I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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