i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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