i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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