Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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