only if we run a train.
done.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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