I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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