I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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