We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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