no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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