All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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