Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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