Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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