Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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