Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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