Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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