what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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