You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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