maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
i've created a new STD.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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