dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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