How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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