We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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